Worse than Hitler

In this story it is revealed that, thanks to diligent teacher alertness, an “Hon or Student” that had “accidentally” brought a multi-tool to school was caught and properly punished.

This Honor Student with his “clean” record will no longer be able to deceive his friends or future employers or educational establishments as to his innocence because he now has a criminal record for reckless conduct and a detention on his permanent record.

He might have used that multi-tool to KILL somebody.  Or perhaps to take something apart.  Gone are the days where every school child carries a pocket knife and we are all safer, more self-reliant and smarter because of it!

Tags: SecurityTheater, ZeroTolerance by j
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While home poker games are legal, these charlatans were asking each player for $5 to contribute to beer and pizza.  ANY sort of house “rake” is illegal and not to be tolerated.

As many of the players sometimes parked illegally, the San Mateo police were forced to raid the game in full riot-gear and with weapons drawn.

$1,300 of cash was seized for the police general fund (a common fate for any ill-gotten gains) and a 5 year old child was removed from the home and delivered to child protective services.

Tags: Government Oppression, Property Seizure, SWAT Abuse by j
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During a traffic stop, a 29 year old terrorist going to pick up his parents at the airport was involved in a car accident.

Police investigated and, when the terrorist started to engage in “uncooperative” behavior, the police were forced to use the Taser to ensure proper citizen behavior.

The terrorist subsequently died.  Undoubtedly due to an unknown heart condition and NOT due to the Taser.

WTH applauds the  increased frequency with which the country’s law enforcement officers will use non-lethal force to intimidate the unruly populace into submission.

Tags: Government Oppression, Non-Lethal Force, Police Brutality by j
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