Onion Op-Ed on Preserving a Climate of Fear.
The Onion has an excellent piece on preserving a climate of fear within the United States.
Entries Tagged as 'SecurityTheater'
New York City Stormtroopers Tasked to Keep Subways Safe
As described here, New York City has decided to use SWAT officers in full gear, WITH automatic assault rifles and accompanied with attack dogs to patrol subway trains to reduce terrorist attacks.
Another NY victory in the fight to reduce the fear of the common citizen!
Mass HS Murder Stopped by Suspending a Student with a Multitool
In this story it is revealed that, thanks to diligent teacher alertness, an “Hon or Student” that had “accidentally” brought a multi-tool to school was caught and properly punished.
This Honor Student with his “clean” record will no longer be able to deceive his friends or future employers or educational establishments as to his innocence because he now has a criminal record for reckless conduct and a detention on his permanent record.
He might have used that multi-tool to KILL somebody. Or perhaps to take something apart. Gone are the days where every school child carries a pocket knife and we are all safer, more self-reliant and smarter because of it!
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